As I look across my desk, I notice that I can't see my desk. I know which piles contain the bills. I think. I hope. Who broke into my house and did this? Why did I have to break into my own house? I left my keys on my desk. I think. I hope. This week, the news, The Human Condition, random acts of synapse firing, Dennis and music. Plus something to look forward to after Leopard. You thought The Simpson's Movie was something special? You'll be ecstatic. I think. I hope.

Another weekend, another show. I'm not exactly sure what this one is about as I've been lightheaded all week. Alright...all my life. I do recall a movie trailer, The Human Condition, some email, Dennis' broken hand, music and a superstar. None of which have a solitary thing to do with each other. I'm trying to cut back on the number of podcasts that I subscribe to. But I only replace them with TV shows that I subscribe to. (I'll be d*mned if Comcast is going to squeeze one more penny out ofme!) So I watch, listen and steal ideas. So much for originality. Don't forget to vote on Podcast Alley, write a review in iTunes and please, I beg of you, use the forum. All is does is collect spam. Oh, and be kind to your mother.

Well, I had hoped to get a few days kip over the Fourth, but daughter had an operation that gave me a scare, plus my power chair and disability van keeps breaking the more they fix it Still, it took a day or two to get back into the routine. Then I gave birth to this. We start with a parody of Ocean's Eleven, to a rather unappetizing Human Condition topped with a sprinkling of various absurdities, then topped off with Dennis and a video from an up-and-coming Aussie band. So kickback, open up your bandwidth and enjoy!

Watch an incredibly rich musical icon prepare the most basic of side dishes. Bon Apetit!