What does the title refer to? Nothing. I heard someone say it on a television show I was watching one night. I heard it and immediately thought that it would make an excellent title. This weekend starts the financial launch of summer. The groundhog came out from his borough, saw a crisp Jefferson and decided that there was money to be made. For those of you not near water, you'll probably die. For those of you near water, you'll probably contract the West Nile Virus. Either way, it's a splendid time for all. Please take some time between hot dogs to remember what this holiday is all about. Those who gave their lives. Those who are giving their lives. Whether you agree with the conflict or not, they're a group to be proud of. Now, put the Video Sandbox on you iPod and hit the road. But not the car in front of you.

You were warned. You can't say you weren't alerted to the danger. I believe that it is important for everyone to take responsibility for the actions. Enjoy.

Apple, Inc. has been embroiled in the environmental argument for a couple of months now. So, to state their position, Uncle Steve fired off an open letter, The Green Apple. But even though it contained Apple's stance on all this, I found an irony in the articles title. What major record label did Uncle Steve strike a DRM-free agreement with? EMI. And what does EMI control? Beatles' recording. What color is Apple Records' logo? Green. Now, I just read in Macworld UK, that Macca has announced that his soon to be released album will be available on the internet. So, is the title a little inside joke for Steve himself? A riddle for us? Well, absolutely none of this is discussed in this week's episode. I never thought that I'd write these words but there's a lengthy piece courtesy of FOX News. After you watch it, look me in the eyes and tell me 'News' shouldn't be dropped from it's title. We narrow down the location of the Gates to Hell and commence searching, we review another piece of the first anniversary show SWAG and, of course, there's the ever radiant Dennis. I've been busy sneezing as the pollen count has been cubed and there's no rain in sight. And I wish someone would use a heavy grit sandpaper on my eyes. So download the show, enjoy yourself and feel free to send me money.

This is the day that we celebrate the day before Cinco de Mayo There are advantages. One is shorter lines to get a drink. Parking is a breeze. Not as many people bumping into you and spilling your drink. This week we have, per habit, The Human Condition and Op-Edd with the ever lovely Dennis Sellers. A big extra this week's treat is Leonard Maltin opines on the latest effort of Blaine Fontaine, unheralded filmmaker who is like Salvador Dali with e coli. There's no music this week as the Podcast Music Network is upgrading its servers. And I'm sticking with that story. But, HEY!...There's dance! Also, as a public service, I publish all the names in the DC Madam's diary. This way you can double check whether or not your alibi is tight. OK, Leo? People are slowly migrating to the forum. Remember to visit the show's site. I've paid for it so visit it.