THIS WEEK in Episode 14: DORIS GETS HER OATS.

We have a winner from last week's Truth or Tale, and he even sent along a bumper that we'll use. Thanks, Mark.

The more and more that I hear about this possible Bird Flu pandemic, the more and more neurotic I become. So, this week, I'll take steps to protect myself during the program, just in case any of you are carriers. I know, I know ... carriers are usually associated with pigeons, but you're just gonna have to fly with this.

Video Sandbox 13

This week in the Sandbox, as this is our 13th episode, we discuss triskaidekaphobia, naturally. We have 'Truth or Tale,' Dennis Sellers' Op-Edd., and more.

We will also show you how to hack an atom using nothing more than ordinary cotton swabs, an 8p nail, and a ball peen hammer.

Join us. It's free. It's the law.

Video Sandbox 12

This week is a full tank. We have another installment of 'The Human Condition,' podsafe music, and I will attempt to balance a dual 2.5 Ghz G5 on the end of a piece of paper. And for this month's "Truth or Tales' we play for a copy of Rogue Amoeba's Audio HiJack Pro. Plus we learn about Lord Don McAllister, VBE.

A splendid time is guaranteed for some.

C'est la F---ing Vie.